Mrs Raven- A minha absoluta heroína. (My hero)

Deve ser a personagem feminina que mais me diverte nos sitcom britâncos. É a senhora do meio da fotografia.
Alguns diálogos maravilhosos deste ser angelical e bondoso:)


"Piers: Actually, you can go home early, Mrs. Raven. I'll clear things up here.

Mrs. Raven: Oh, thanks, Doctor. I've gotta get home quickly anyway. My sister's on Who Wants to be a Millionaire?, and I've gotta be by the phone.

Piers: Ah, you're one of her "phone-a-friends"?

Mrs. Raven: Yeah, I'll probably get it wrong... I hope I do, I hate my sister! "



"Thermoman is guest of honour at a charity party at the health centre. Mrs. Raven is serving wine and cheese)

Mrs. Raven: Wine... Cheese... Wine... Wine... Cheese... Listeria... Cirrhosis of the liver...

Piers: Mrs. Raven, try and be more friendly with them!

(Mrs. Raven goes to the Mayor)

Mrs. Raven: Evening, Mayor. Wine? Or would it interfere with your antibiotics? "


"The Party's Over
Tyler: (to Mrs. Raven) When can I see you again?

Mrs. Raven: When Hell freezes over!

Tyler: Tuesday it is, then. "


"Mrs. Raven: I made 4 citizen’s arrests this week.

Stanley: Really? What were they for?

Mrs. Raven: Wasting a medical receptionist’s time!

Stanley: I don’t think that’s actually an offence, Mrs. Raven.

Mrs. Raven: It is to me! Coming back here to change their appointments! So I arrested four of them and took them straight down to the station.

Stanley: And did they press any charges?

Mrs. Raven: Yeah. They charged me with wasting police time!"

"Janet: Mrs. Raven, were there ever times when you thought your husband wasn’t quite the man you married?

Mrs. Raven: Yeah, once. But it was my own fault. I shouldn’t have kicked him there in the first place. "

"Mrs. Raven: (to Arnie) Right, pay attention, pond scum. Calls here fall into three categories. "Urgent", "Very Urgent", "Life or Death". "Urgent": Put on Hold. "Very Urgent": Disconnect. "Life or Death": Tell them you’re the maitre’d of the local Chinese restaurant. "

"Mrs. Raven: (thinking) Wonder what I'm gonna do on Sunday? Hmm... Maybe I'll take my mum out. Take her out for a nice little drive down to Margate... and leave her there! That'll teach her not to forget my birthday! "

"Time and Time Again
George: We've had some terrible news. Apparently, the sun's spun out of orbit and we're all going to die.

Mrs. Raven: Good, I hate this planet. "