18 de janeiro de 2004

E mais....

Never go out with a man who wears tight jeans because if he´s comfortable in them there will be nothing in them to interest you:)

What are the ups and downs of marriage?
The toilet seat is always up and his interest is always down.


How are men like microwaves in bed?
30 seconds and they´re done.

A maldade feminina é deliciosa:)

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