Dirty jokes for women

Mummy, what´s an orgasm?
I don`t know dear, ask your father

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Husband: Wanna have a quickie?
Wife: As opposed to what?

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What´s the difference between "Ooooh " and "Aaaah" ?
About three inches.

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Husband: Dear, i have some good news and some bad news. First, I ´m going to run off with Jane
Wife: Really, and what´s the bad news?

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How do you know when a man has had an orgasm?
You can hear him snoring.

:)))))))
Liz Hughes
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